Ravioli

Ravioli is a Tard Guard.

The lust for rav is strong.

​I am genuinely in love with Rav. He was beautiful, witty, and graceful young man who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with him.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet boy on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for. Now imagine nine months later, he's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like he's  gonna pop any moment now. His popped belly button makes it look like he's got a giant third boob where his stomach once was. He waddles around and can barely move half of the time. He's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for his pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, he strips off his almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. He grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of him, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from his incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of his tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into his beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and him are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside his Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and him both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, he lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold him in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and him, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

Rav has been condemned for having an insatiable lust for cheese. His favorite cheese is [REDACTED], with [REDACTED] coming in as a close second. He is somewhat of cheese connoisseur, being two cheese tiers above Reddit Mod, Temper.